Archive for the ‘after college it’s called alcoholism’ Category
yeah… it’s sunday… so what?
Something bad happened tonight. I discovered Lazy Dork, a site dedicated to drinking games for movies. This is… terrible for me. Tonight’s choice? Mean Girls. Drink Every Time . . . 1. Cady talks about Africa or the animal world 2. The “Burn Book” is shown or mentioned. 3. Karen’s boobs are said or shown [...]
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Tags: coyote, drinking, drinking games, movies, ryan, thomas
what the fuck is this shit?
The amount of Bacardi 151 in my system at this very moment is nowhere near being proportional to the amount of drunk I’m feeling right now (see also: a couple shots and two mixed drink, and not really even tipsy). I’m rather disappointed. (In all theory, I should be dead right now. I’m almost afraid [...]
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what a waste.
August and I just finished off Blonde’s bottle of vodka (approximately four shots each in a matter of <10 minutes; we are champions)… and then went home about twenty minutes later. Whoops. On the bright side, alcohol makes me tired, and I don’t have to wake up early tomorrow, so it looks like I’m getting [...]
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Tags: august, blonde
Drinking 101
Or, How Not To Be That Person – Because I have apparently decided that I am an expert in the field of drinking, I have decided that my first college help post will be about every college student’s favorite past-time. I’m not going to tell you not to, because that would make me a hypocrite, [...]
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