Archive for the ‘after college it’s called alcoholism’ Category

Something bad happened tonight. I discovered Lazy Dork, a site dedicated to drinking games for movies. This is… terrible for me. Tonight’s choice? Mean Girls. Drink Every Time . . . 1. Cady talks about Africa or the animal world 2. The “Burn Book” is shown or mentioned. 3. Karen’s boobs are said or shown [...]


The amount of Bacardi 151 in my system at this very moment is nowhere near being proportional to the amount of drunk I’m feeling right now (see also: a couple shots and two mixed drink, and not really even tipsy). I’m rather disappointed. (In all theory, I should be dead right now. I’m almost afraid [...]


what a waste.

19Apr09

August and I just finished off Blonde’s bottle of vodka (approximately four shots each in a matter of <10 minutes; we are champions)… and then went home about twenty minutes later. Whoops. On the bright side, alcohol makes me tired, and I don’t have to wake up early tomorrow, so it looks like I’m getting [...]


Drinking 101

08Sep08

Or, How Not To Be That Person – Because I have apparently decided that I am an expert in the field of drinking, I have decided that my first college help post will be about every college student’s favorite past-time. I’m not going to tell you not to, because that would make me a hypocrite, [...]



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